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MEANWHILE - In an Alternate Universe


TAGS: meanwhile in texas
Rating: 3.37/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - August 15, 2013, 4:07 pm, #248681
Why do people make fun of Texas? It's an awesome state.

MEANWHILE - In an alternate universe

TAGS: meanwhile in an alternate universe
Rating: 4.97/5

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skateinferno - March 31, 2013, 4:12 pm, #244775
This is my kind of boxing
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 5:42 pm, #241557
And a little bit after...
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 5:42 pm, #241556
You have changed the way I look at the world. I also feel really bad about all those times I humped my pillow during puberty...



TAGS: meanwhile back in the motor city
Rating: 4.42/5

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lesterinside - March 10, 2010, 7:51 pm, #163729
5 Spanks. LMAO!!!
Airman - March 10, 2010, 5:07 pm, #163691
lol lol lol lol lol (that's 5)
MO - March 10, 2010, 1:36 pm, #163659
And here all this time all I thought they said was OMG! Daaaaad! You're embarrassing me! Meh, 5 oinks Bone!


TAGS: have fun while it lasts frolic
Rating: 4.95/5

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5150monkeylove - October 21, 2010, 2:29 am, #199249
I used a suggestion from capn kangaroo for the 2nd half of this one. It really smoothed it out. Thanks capn!
Neener - October 21, 2010, 1:06 am, #199236
I like it
crankyhead - October 21, 2010, 1:01 am, #199234
I like the direction you took with this. =)

MEANWHILE AT NASA - Someone got to second base! With a girl!

TAGS: nasa meanwhile
Rating: 4.51/5

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GaryO - August 7, 2012, 10:41 am, #238161
Lovin' this one. Cheers.

Meanwhile In Australia -

TAGS: australia kangaroo meanwhile
Rating: 4.33/5

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ughomer - July 8, 2013, 10:50 pm, #247520
Caveman? You see this from your residence in "Way Down Under?"



MEANWHILE - In the Congressional vegetable garden

nocturnal paranoia -

TAGS: while you were sleeping i was staring
Rating: 4.6/5

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MissPriss - August 29, 2013, 10:35 pm, #249189
Actua5Lly the dangerous part was when the ex woke up from me watching him cuz I always tried something new each time to scare the sh*t out of him...muhahaha!

SEMPER FI - Let's Roll

TAGS: while the mooo bike is nice
Rating: 4.15/5

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LinkFox101113 - February 10, 2010, 2:06 am, #157069
I don't even know what to say besides "I want one... now..." 5 absurdly large caliber rounds...
phydeaux - February 9, 2010, 8:49 pm, #157021
Airman, you never cease to amaze me. Another OUTSTANDING job!
Airman - February 9, 2010, 6:50 pm, #156991
whoever just got on, throwing the low scores.. you missed this one.. make sure you get it. a think a 1 would work, don't you?
Treehodger - February 9, 2010, 1:36 pm, #156921
I just came. 5 cleverly responded nouns.

Chernobyl -

TAGS: chernobyl meanwhile nuclear
Rating: 5/5

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caveman - July 18, 2013, 1:16 am, #247843
I'm not usually a fan of the simple ones but you got a good ol' laugh out of me. 5 mutated arms for you

A HALLOWEEN JOKE - Q: What do you get when you cross a kitten with a tarantula? A: A severe case of the heebie-jeebies.

TAGS: yo dawg i heard you like p**** so i put a kitten in your kitten so you can stroke it while you stroke it
Rating: 3.09/5

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faulty switch - October 21, 2009, 7:39 pm, #129204
just wow
pixe - October 15, 2009, 12:57 am, #126869
that cant be real is it? if it is that is the cutest f***ed up thng ive seen
Chompers - October 7, 2009, 8:25 am, #124507
5/5 for the tags as well


MEANWHILE - At the Bipolar Bookstore

MEANWHILE - In Arkansas


TAGS: had to hold my figs while reading this
Rating: 3.19/5

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Zealot - April 30, 2010, 3:50 pm, #174106
it is


TAGS: waited a while for forum to guess this one correctly
Rating: 4.63/5

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Ed-Hyde - September 30, 2010, 7:06 am, #196136
Best laugh so far CAPT.
hootizz - September 30, 2010, 2:57 am, #196120
Forget Nana, it was her time anyway.., question is 'was the h***er good'..??
Iconoclast - September 30, 2010, 12:05 am, #196074
I've been trying to think of a good caption on that ph**o for weeks. Brain block. Nice.

SOUP-OR-BOWL? - Neither really do it for me. I much prefer the side of crackers.

TAGS: bad play on words i know but give me a break i ve been gone a while
Rating: 3.77/5

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phydeaux - February 8, 2010, 3:03 am, #156662
Not too shabby. Not too shabby at all!


WORST DOCTOR - yada yada yada putting words ehre

TAGS: doctor funny comedy i was bored and listening to george carlin while searching google randomly
Rating: 3/5

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Iseult2 - February 8, 2012, 9:31 pm, #229152
TARDIS stands for Time And Relative Dimensions in Space, and its camouflage mechanism got stuck in that shape, as a Police Public Telephone Box with a nonfunctional phone in the time period when those were common and he never got around to fixing it.
Me_ - January 4, 2010, 4:56 pm, #150151
So what is with all the plain looking females side kicks?
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:10 pm, #149738
They should have tried that with Daren from Bewitched. lol
Joshy8632 - January 3, 2010, 2:08 pm, #149737
You see each time the "Doctor" get seriously injured he has to regenerate and in doing so he takes on a new form and personality. Talk about flawless story telling in my opinion.
Joshy8632 - January 3, 2010, 2:08 pm, #149736
Actually 2 hearts. And yes he's a Time Lord AKA time traveller who uses a TARDIS (It's looks like a phone booth) to travel through time. ANd come to think of it David Tennant is no longer Dr. Who. Since Jan 1st it's Matt Smith now.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:03 pm, #149734
That's badass. lol Makes me wish I had watched the show. Isn't that the one where the guy is a time traveler with like four hearts?
Joshy8632 - January 3, 2010, 1:59 pm, #149732
It's David Tennant the guy that plays Doctor Who in the new remake. It's a double joke for Dr. Who fans.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 1:34 pm, #149727
The empty space at the bottom kinda threw me off, but that's a great Carlin quote...and the pictured gentleman seems to be holding a probe of some kind. 4.5/5 If I could get these lions to cooperate...f*** it, I'll round up.



TAGS: takes exceptional skill to find and keep boredom while the whole world awaits
Rating: 5/5

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motifayk - February 9, 2013, 11:25 pm, #243339
That would've been absolutely hilarious if it wasn't so dull :P
Rudedog - February 9, 2013, 10:04 pm, #243335
That would be great insight if it wasn't so boring.

Embalmer -


TAGS: ran great for awhile though
Rating: 4.77/5

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Iconoclast - November 20, 2010, 11:25 pm, #203202
Beautiful picture!!

SUPER VILLIAN - Able to make a six figure bonus while getting bailout cash... who needs to pull bank vault doors off?

SOOOOOO LOOOOOOONELYYYY..... - Everyone is at work, working... I'm all alone at motifake... Alone, Bored, Lonely.

TAGS: all alone on motifake while bored at work and d*** if i m working on a friday
Rating: 3.8/5

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Faceplant31 - March 19, 2010, 2:54 pm, #165675
I hate when this happens. Sheesh people dontcha know motifake is your job!
Claire - March 19, 2010, 2:18 pm, #165665
I understand how you feel.


TAGS: old think more while doing less
Rating: 3.8/5

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spacedog - July 16, 2012, 6:13 pm, #237342
HA! Like how they can't afford to do laundry?


TAGS: while the boys are away the wives will play
Rating: 3.33/5

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BoneCD - September 11, 2009, 9:54 pm, #117020
Ed...we just want to know what days you're not going home early, k.
Ed-Hyde - September 9, 2009, 8:24 am, #116196
So that's what my wife does all day. I'm going home early!

ELDER GOD DOUCHEBAG - Is he gone? Is he still here? Not knowing is killing me! Or is that what he wants to see happen?

TAGS: elder god douchebag please hang around for a while longer mkay
Rating: 3.11/5

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Woody - July 21, 2009, 6:16 pm, #97723
Good one man....
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - June 29, 2009, 7:41 pm, #91577
EGD is the funniest guy ever. Besides me.

Q - Questionably Quirky, Quivering With Queer, Quab While Quackling, Quaesitum For A Quasi.

TAGS: oddly strange while shaking with indifference of maturity while suffocating and searching for a meaning xp a poet i am
Rating: 3.05/5

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TrueGrave - February 9, 2012, 3:21 pm, #229212
4Ls for your retaliation rhyme, made me chuckle :)
Treehodger - January 20, 2010, 2:11 am, #153208
For those who do not understand what this means, try looking at the tags. Although accurate, a word or two must be inferred from the true meaning to make the general point across.
snyderguyz - January 8, 2010, 7:27 am, #151062
You forgot Quisp - the world's most awesome cereal - it's a 70's thing.
Treehodger - January 8, 2010, 3:02 am, #151045
Wha... Hesh, ehhh! 1/5 Lions?? Man you guys have no love for poets. Fine. "Here I Sit, Broken Hearted, Tried To ****, But Only Farted, Here I Stand, A Little Depressed, I Force A Fart, But **** My Pants." HAPPY?! XD


TAGS: hey you won life s lottery hard work does not matter it is not your money but theres they just let you hold it for a while
Rating: 2.95/5

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BoneCD - September 23, 2009, 7:53 am, #121073
I hear ya Derek...the wife is already b****ing that the maid can't handle the 3200 sq ft I have now. When she gets that way I usually head out to the 4 car garage and polish one of my cars.
MO - September 22, 2009, 7:21 pm, #120737
I dare say old chap! Do tell? So riveting. I know you can read me timmy/deeerk.
Derek - September 22, 2009, 7:09 pm, #120734
Taxes buy us civilisation. Without them the world moves inexorably towards mansions and favelas. Chances are almost certain, you and I won't be in mansions.

LOL - I hate when that happens!

MOOOOOOO LIKES PIE - Mentor to young potential Timmies. Bane of the politifakers. But seriously, what's with pie?

TAGS: thats what you get for taking a cheap sh** while your name will show as guest
Rating: 2.53/5

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mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 11:20 pm, #94256
A man can dream.
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 11:17 pm, #94251
Tough luck, moooo.... Philly isn't ALL amish.
nik - July 6, 2009, 11:15 pm, #94249
Yeah...I'm gonna have to go ahead and say "No thanks" on that.
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 11:14 pm, #94248
after 6 or 10 kids the harness will fit.
nik - July 6, 2009, 11:13 pm, #94247
Well I LOVE hockey. But I don't know aboot pullin a plow...?
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 11:13 pm, #94246
Never looked down on a.... pie eater.
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 11:12 pm, #94245
don't judge me.
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 11:12 pm, #94244
Just like Wisconsin!
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 11:11 pm, #94243
Sooooooo......... pie, huh?
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 11:11 pm, #94242
In my country men flock to women who like hockey.....and can pull a plow.
nik - July 6, 2009, 11:09 pm, #94241
Oh Yeah!!! Not since 1894 have the Phillies won with such a margin of victory!!! I know, you guys don't care. I'm just SO EXCITED!!!
nik - July 6, 2009, 11:05 pm, #94240
Blueberry, of course. But then you could omit pie and insert pancakes if that makes you feel better.
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 11:04 pm, #94239
No one likes pie with a peri.... I just can't do it.
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 11:04 pm, #94238
Too much wine. See, TTH? You don't neeeeed Jager.
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 11:03 pm, #94237
ahhh, but what kind (omitting tasteless pie joke) of pie?
nik - July 6, 2009, 11:01 pm, #94234
*omit question mark. Insert period. Too much wine...ugh
nik - July 6, 2009, 11:00 pm, #94233
What's with pie? Any time is a good time for pie? That's what.
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 10:56 pm, #94231
Lesson? no time for lessons with revenge on the mind!
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 4:42 pm, #93927
No use is getting funnier and funnier ha just needs to make some posters
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 4:42 pm, #93925
Its a little piexelated though!
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 4:37 pm, #93920
I'm telling you "no use" could be funny....and he might do our bidding. You know what I'm saying.
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 4:37 pm, #93919
When TTH told me he took you down to the CLUB after cards...I didn't know he meant the PIE OF THE MONTH CLUB
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 4:32 pm, #93917
5 Lions. Because I feel bad for you.........Bone is creeping me out.. Either you have the greatest memory in the world or you're stalking me ....either way. BLUSH.Tee hee.
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 4:27 pm, #93914
Now we know...no fur, more like blueberry, strawberry and rhubarb! 5 Poodles for a quick comeback


It's Very Difficult For Me -

TAGS: to type while laughing
Rating: 4.92/5

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GaryO - December 21, 2014, 1:18 pm, #259009
No worries. It’s prolly just a guy with a weak chin, receding hairline, and tiny crooked p****...
EmilioDumphque - December 21, 2014, 11:45 am, #259007
HEY! Some slacker didn't give you 5 for that one! I'm sure he hasn't got much of a head start...
GaryO - December 20, 2014, 8:22 am, #258978
look who's talkin' (Thank ya phweetums)
MissPriss - December 19, 2014, 10:14 pm, #258964
Don't even need to roll down and see your name anymore Mr. Gary...ya got that kinda talent...5Lols
Greybeard - December 19, 2014, 9:02 pm, #258958
5LMAO... :)
GaryO - December 19, 2014, 8:29 am, #258948
thanks guys
GaryO - December 19, 2014, 8:29 am, #258947
Heh, I keep a hand held swiffer handy in case I see one of yours, of which I also keep handy....in my favs
Greeny - December 19, 2014, 4:51 am, #258942
My wife says while knitting, "Are you ok?" as I began wiping up everything in front of me... thanks.
mizzdizz - December 18, 2014, 11:31 pm, #258937
Nice twist at the end Big O! 5 rolling, laughing lions

Stand tall And keep your chin up -